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Need a Job? Be Mickey Mouse’s Spy

By Larry Hendrick | March 3, 2006

You know, sometimes you just can’t make this stuff up. It looks like Mickey needs a spook to, well, you know, spy … and do threat analysis. I hadn’t realized this was a big problem at Disney Land, but that goes to show what I know, huh!

Defense Tech: Be Mickey Mouse’s Spy

Some of you may have felt a little underqualified to become a manhunter for Special Operations Command. Never fear. An anonymous pal has found a job almost as good: “Intelligence Analyst” for the Walt Disney Company. Yeah, you read that right: a spook for the Mouse… “highly developed Internet skills” and “US Government security clearance (at least Secret-level) desirable.”

Employer: The Walt Disney Company
Sector: Public
Type: Job
Status: Full-time
Location: Burbank, CA
Title: Intelligence Analyst

THE SITUATION: Basic Purpose and Objective of the Position: The Intelligence Analyst anticipates and assesses threats that could harm, or make vulnerable, The Walt Disney Company (TWDC), its employees, guests, or assets.

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