Mission Statement Generator

November 21st, 2006 · 4 Comments

The Ultimate Mission Statement Generator

My interest in Mission Statements leads me to the far corners of the earth, searching high and low, just for you, my readers. I think I might have found the ultimate Mission Statement Generator, and not only is it easy to use, it is profound.

Wisdom such as this:

It is our job to competently maintain high-quality intellectual capital while continuing to continually facilitate progressive meta-services

And this:

We have committed to quickly engineer excellent products while promoting personal employee growth

Pour forth like water from this website. Yes, this wisdom comes from the purveyor of all wisdom … Dilbert.

Dilbert Mission Statement Generator

I do hope you enjoy this classic work and … your welcome!

[tags]mission statement, wisdom, Dilbert[/tags]

Tags: Information · Motivation

4 responses so far ↓

1 orbit now » Blog Archive » Links 11-30-2006 // Jan 19, 2007 at 7:12 am

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3 Arunabh(new comment) // May 6, 2009 at 4:48 am

Hey do we have a mantra genrator…..Guy Kawasaki prefers mantra to mission statement….please enquire Dilbert for this….
4 Bill Hutchison(new comment) // Jul 23, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Unfortunately the mission statement generator has been removed from the site.

A blow to all managers wishing to improve their employees motivation and moral …